DEFINITELY go to your local high schools high school musical production JUST IN CASE A) they perform a slow melancholy rendition of WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER featuring A GOSPEL CHOIR that brings you to ACTUAL TEARS and B) after the show when the GRADUATING SENIORS are being recognized, a very shy handsome senoir who played the baking basketball player receives a standing ovation for his ten lines, and then shyly grabs the mic and yells KATIE WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME after which, katie, who is of course working the spotlight, screams, so he has to yell FLASH THE SPOTLIGHT ONCE FOR NO OR TWICE FOR YES PLEASE and the whole audience waits in agony as the spotlight slowly blinks once…and then A SECOND TIME after which the other basketball dudes on stage SCREAM WITH JOY AND PHYSICALLY WRESTLE KATIES NEW PROM DATE INTO A JOYOUS BRO PILE WHILE HE SMILES SO HARD IT LITERALLY HURTS TO LOOK AT
People in badly written fantasy stories will usually talk about the major historical events of their world and how magic has affected the lives of everyone, but ask a person in the real world to describe the effects of WWI and the invention of the combustion engine on modern life and they’d probably couldn’t tell you.
Broke: every character seems to know everything about the history and lore of the world
Woke: most characters can’t tell you much besides the basics but there are some that can tell you more complete but specific parts
H Y P E R W O K E: Every character tells you a wildly different version of the past and what effects it has on the present, ranging from the government is an imperialist, colonizing body obsessed with power to the one true ruler was sent by the gods and has smote down anyone who got in his way to “Oh you mean Jeff, the quote unquote tyrant of the west? I knew that guy! He was alright, never did anything wrong really just wanted some soup.” And there’s no way to tell what actually happened
I like your thinking
I want this, but also magic that works like science. There are six competing schools of thought on why magic works a particular way. The version you got taught as a child was good enough to give you a general sense of how the world works, but as an adult, you learn that it’s as incorrect as Bernoulli’s Principle. The truth is, everybody’s just guessing and sometimes the answer is “BECAUSE MAGNETS.”
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.
gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood
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