I love when someone casually mentions their messed up sleep schedule or that they haven’t eaten anything but popcorn all day and their friends immediately go “YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH”
Fact: Statistics show that bisexual men who are dating women aren’t going to leave them for men. They’re going to leave you because you’re so damn insecure Susan. Get it together.