brolinislove:

Reblog this if you’re still active in the Merlin fandom in 2018

I just wanna know that I’m not all on my own out here

picturepowderinabottle:

Happy Birthday to this eternal man 💗

crazy-pages:

hornygold:

spoiledchestnut:

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

klubbhead:

onyourleftbooob:

theshitneyspears:

welcome to my yeet and greet

#i say hello then i throw you across the room