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Responding to an officer’s threats to arrest you.
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Picked it up at the people’s response team training i’m at rn

Responding to an Officer’s Threats to Arrest You

“You’re resisting arrest.”

Reply: “No, we’re not. No one here is using or threatening to use physical force against any officer here, nor are we creating any substantial risk of causing physical injury.”

Key words: physical force, substantial risk

“This is an unlawful assembly.”

Reply: “No, it’s not. We are not starting a riot. There are not 10 or more individuals here recklessly using physical force or violence or threatening to use physical force or violence.”

Key words: riot, physical force, violence, 10 or more

“You’re committing disorderly conduct.”

Reply: “No, we’re not. We are not refusing any order to disperse. We are stepping away as you requested, we’re not in your way, and we’re not obstructing public safety. We are standing a safe distance away.”

Key words: refusal, order to disperse, safe distance

“You’re obstructing a public thoroughfare (street,

sidewalk, etc.”

Reply: “No, we’re not. We are not hindering a public passage. We are performing a public service. We are not obstructing traffic.”

Key words: hindering, obstructing traffic

“You’re interfering with a police officer.”

Reply: “No, we’re not. We are not interrupting, hindering, or intimidating you. We are not threatening any officer’s safety. All we are doing is legally observing you and recording your actions.”

Key words: intimidating, interrupting, hindering

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Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

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