thatoneshortfriend:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Hillary Duff grabbed my face and told me to drink more water.

Listen to her

silentauroriamthereal:

crustysvm:

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

AMEN

Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!

headoverhiddles:

X-Force: We’ve got to find Cable, and stop him. 

Deadpool, an intellectual:

theshitneyspears:

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

ferretrade:

haleyocentrism:

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell