certifiedtess

drkshdwbnch:

zsnes:

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive

spongebob

vampireapologist:

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

sapphixxx:

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

autumnsspirit:

princess bride one of my favorite movies

gamecubeeater:

the-olivia-blr:

tea-devotee:

I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake & Josh on one of their phones

The America I know

direct action

gordon-freeman-official:

tilthat:

TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.

via reddit.com

“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”

Tolkien, probably

orelseatlastsheunderstoodit:

kelseyridge13:

sterekwallsex:

capsiclesandironhearts:

#the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers

#but honestly can we just talk about this scene for a second #because every single person around him thought he was useless in the army #because he was short and skinny and gangly and didnt look like the average army man #but when he hears ‘grenade’ he doesnt even hesitate #he jumps right on top of it to stop the blast from hurting anyone but him #he was literally going to die during training just because he wanted to protect everyone else #and if that doesnt scream captain america to you #i dont know what does (x)

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Agent Carter was rushing forward to the same thing?

#can we talk about that last comment?#peggy carter’s instinct is the exact same as steve rogers #the only reason steve was the one curled around the grenade #is because he was standing closer #steve proved himself worthy of being captain america in this moment #and he does make a fine one #but they needn’t have searched for him #because they had peggy there the whole time #you dont have to wonder (via littleironi)

one-in-lemillion:

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening