somedaythiswillbeclever:

elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

mossbug:

i wanna disconnect from all social media and go herd sheep and sell berries and mushrooms and herbal salves on the side of some mountain road for a living

whatifdestiel:

mslorelei:

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!

Best bi post ever.

unicorns are a bi icon now I love it. 

gaypeopletwitter:

reblogifyouricon:

Reblog if your icon

has big dick energy

llesbianfarmer:

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

acapelladitty:

Some of y’all on this site are so fucking mean to others for absolutely no reason and then y’all complain about people not liking you?!! Like I’m not a scientist but maybe the two things are related?!? Riddle me that???