Author: certifiedtess

I needed to move all my tumblr posts because I'm scared parts of my blog would be lost. I'm not sure if I'm going to be deleted so I'm just trying to be safe.

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weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse also happy halloween

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

This is like one of those public service announcements that ruin my ability to pretend the world isn’t on fire. Thanks

you’re welcome.

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

Thank you I need this I almost forgot

that’s why i’m here.

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

weekly reminder we’re in the middle stages of the apocalypse 

weekly reminder we’re in the middle stages of the apocalypse 

dragon-in-a-fez:

darklordtomarry:

ronaldswheezy:

sp00kylexa:

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. – Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

aguasdelchavo:

tragicwolves17:

keena-kapu:

whitestarrussian:

keena-kapu:

keena-kapu:

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

Thank you, Nerd.

wocinsolidarity:

birddotcom:

straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons

so much densely packed truth i’m so with it