certifiedtess

extremelycursedimages:

extremely blessed image

supreme champion…. of my heart

helloitsbees:

hypersexualsportswear:

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

benthekidz:

reactionfaces:

dont-mind-me-but-i:

reactionfaces:

Do not question the power of boobs

This is how boobs work in anime, apparently…

sn0wbro:

sn0wbro:

sn0wbro:

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

like who in their right mind would give a shit about deku or bakugon or whatever the fuck i’m trying to hear about this fucking tape dispenser guy

this is exactly what i’m talking about

tape man is literally right there and you guys wanna talk about goku and shit

cheeso:

usamirenko:

cheeso:

spider POV flowchart

im not a spider but this also describes my POV

representation WIN

fuckshitavenue:

piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

cosmicheartt:

Never Roll Up Your Sleeves

venom-what-that-tongue-do-666:

marvel:

god, the amount of fucking that tumblr wants to do to venom is astronomical. y’all really be out here with urls like venom-what-that-tongue-do-666 huh

and what about it

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treebroski:

treebroski:

today we are hauling our depressed asses up and OUT of bed and IN to the farmer’s market/ community garden/ sidewalk with a plant growing out of it/ garden store/ pumpkin patch/ neighborhood park !!!

my fellow nearly-catatonic motherfuckers i am begging you to look at a plant. it won’t care if you showered, or if you’re wearing clothes you slept in, or if you can’t remember when you last brushed your teeth. but it will be just as alive as you, and fighting just as hard to remain alive in these narrowing days of winter. so go!! meet your earthen kin!!