Millennials are treating pets like ‘their firstborn child,’ and it’s reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

ultra-frog:

poule-malchanceuse:

followthebluebell:

good job, guys, we’re killing the shitty pet food industry this time.  it can’t POSSIBLY be that we just recognized Gravy Train or Kibbles and Bits for being piss poor food choices; no, we’re just treating our pets too nicely. 

Best news I’ve heard yet

God damn millenials and their-

*shuffles deck*

feeding their animals high quality food

Millennials are treating pets like ‘their firstborn child,’ and it’s reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

womanlovingwaverly:

Help Get My GF Out Of Brazil

As I turn to the internet once more, it is not necessarily for me. Some of you may know but Brazil just elected far-right leader Jair Bolsonaro as their new president, someone worse than Donald Trump. A quick Google search will show what is in store for this country. My long time best friend and girlfriend is terrified of what is to come and is in a student government position (which is a big deal at her university) that has already been threatened with images of human torture and death threats. We are working on getting her to move here but the biggest problem we face are funds. One Brazilian Real is the equivalent of US $0.25. Our biggest need is help getting her here and and support her here while she is unable to work due to her Visa (which only lasts 90 days) while we figure out the best route to keep her safe and out of danger. No donation is too small in this potentially life or death situation. If you’re able, please donate, and if not, share! The amount chosen is a rough estimate and may change over time but any and all proceeds will go 100% to this situation. ❤️

https://www.gofundme.com/help-may-get-out-of-brazil

If you’d like to help avoid GFM fees, feel free to donated directly to my paypal: https://www.paypal.me/cruzmicab

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

praise-beebo:

mehofkirkwall:

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell

but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

Why do I feel like I can feel my intestines

wh?

why?

smitethepatriarchy:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

idyll-ism:

sorryiwasasleepagain:

blkbruja:

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin “therapists only listen because it’s their job” as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?

“why take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they don’t care about you, they’re only doing their job.”

“I don’t want to order a pizza. they’re not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, they’re only doing it because it’s their job.”

“why didn’t you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because it’s their job?”

it’s their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ. 

Therapists didn’t go deep into debt after 4-6 years of college to be told that they only do their job because it’s their job wtf.

Also, you want someone neutral as a therapist. You need someone who’s not afraid to hit you with hard truths.