happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was looking for a job, and once again no one wanted me so my mom found this government company thing that would give me lightweight jobs. I had to apply for it and it was an extremely difficult thing to get help for because of how little people they accepted in. tl;dr I went in to see the head lady who chose people and turns out she was obsessed with wolves and her secretary cried when I told her my story and started talking about wolves and said she would probably love me. When I entered the head lady’s office, we started discussing wolves and she was a bit eccentric and the lightweight job she wanted to give me was to be her human pet essentially and I was trying to decide whether or not it was worth it because I really needed money.

This is like furry Fifty Shades of Grey.