certifiedtess Uncategorized August 13, 2018 1 Minute snakeybones: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: the cha cha slide in full metal armor “sliiide to the left” *indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt* “one hop this time” *clonk* “two hops this time” *clonk clonk* “everybody clap your hands!” *clankclankclankclankclank* Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk assAny other requests? Send ‘em my way! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Related Published by certifiedtess I needed to move all my tumblr posts because I'm scared parts of my blog would be lost. I'm not sure if I'm going to be deleted so I'm just trying to be safe. View all posts by certifiedtess Published August 13, 2018